Emos beware: an optometrist has revealed that your characteristic hairstyle may be hurting your eye.
Specifically, the signature long hair swept over one eye – which signifies your deep and quiet but raging emotional pain – may be causing you to have a lazy eye, a condition known as amblyopia.
According to Andrew Hogan a national executive member of the Australian Optometrist Association:
“If a young emo chap has a fringe covering one eye all the time, that eye won’t see a lot of detail. And if it happens from a young age, that eye can become amblyotic.”
The hair essentially works like an eye patch, Hogan said. “If you walk around with an eye patch on all day, then that eye will end up seeing more poorly than the other eye,” the optometrist explained.
Now you’re emotionally hurting. Don’t you think that’s enough hurt to go around for years?GoodLawd, get a haircut.
GoodLawd! When Will I ever be this rich, being able to buy a chopper just because I think it would be nice to have?
Word from Perez Hilton is that Angelina Jolie has bough Brad Pitt a helicopter to the tune of $1.6 million just because.
Perez Hilton says that an unnamed source who’s described as someone “close to the couple” has said this:
“They’ve had a helicopter pad installed in the grounds of their south of France home, Chateau Miraval, so Ange thought it would be nice to buy Brad a helicopter as a surprise present. But even though Brad has his private pilot’s license, he still needs to take a few flying lessons, which he’ll start straight away.”
And Perez Hilton points out, what will Mr. Pitt have to buy to one up Angelina?
This may be one of the most unusual body modifications we’ve seen for the sake of technology, GoodLawd!
A tattoo artist named Dave Hurban and his “Prototype Engineer” Jason Williams has crafted the iDermal, a set of magnets embedded into the skin to hold the iPod Nano much like an iPod Nano wrist band does.
Take a look at the video and you’ll see Hurban surgically implanting the magnets himself. We may be a bit squeamish, but we can’t help but watch. It’s one of THOSE videos.
Reminiscent of two feisty and brave grandmas we reported about last year, a 101-year-old granny from Sweden is reported to have foiled a thief from ransacking her home by using a stick to hit him and using words to shame him to leaving.
According to SVT.se, Barbro Boström, used a stick she uses to pick up things in her home to hit the man.
Apparently, the old woman also told the man: “Do you really want to have on your conscience that you murdered a 100-year-old?”
GoodLawd, good for you granny! You tell him.
The man has since been arrested and his modus operandi has been bared. He reportedly went about posing as a police officer and stealing from the homes of elderly people. Shame on you.
